Saturday, January 18, 2014

2014 Day #1 Time Travel




Time Travel to Bangkok ~ a new model wife? 

Time travel forward to 2014 New Year’s Day to another universe via United Airlines from Seattle via San Francisco (via Los Angeles) and Tokyo to our first destination Bangkok.  After 21 hours arriving at midnight we are welcomed at the Peninsula Bangkok Hotel. This beautiful hotel sits on the Chao Phraya River and our room on the 32nd floor looks out over the river and a city of skyscrapers, temples, palaces and some discontented anti-government protestors.

Jet lag and travel excitement means we are up at 5 am (although truth is we often get up at that time at home) and we are the first guests at the hotel’s river terrace for breakfast. This meal looks more like a dinner buffet to me consisting of an array of Thai, Indian and Chinese dishes as well as typical American food.  How does one decide what to eat? We start with papaya and mango fruit sprinkled with lime and I am sure this is the best mango I’ve ever tasted and quickly become addicted going back for a third helping.  John of course heads for the fish curry, sticky rice, stir fry vegetables, noodles, chicken, miso soup and chana while I focus on French bread, butter, cheese and granola. I wait for John to make his usual comment about why I should eat the local food, and sure enough he says, “where can one get Thai food as good as this? If you ever are going to eat it, this is the place”.   

Bhats and the Biggest Chatuchat Weekend Market

We head out early while it is still cool and we believe we will be ahead of other tourists searching for what is said to be the world’s largest and baddest market in the world.  We take the Sky train managing after several failed attempt to buy tickets with the correct amount of bhat and soon realize other tourists have exactly the same idea.  We get to the crowded and narrow sauna-like market and John settles in for a double expresso while I begin to explore. Immediately I realize I could be lost here forever. This place is a gigantic maze of never ending mazes and commercial enterprises.  I cannot determine landmarks because there are hundreds of barrios containing Nike shoes, used blue jeans, white Ralph Lauren shirts, watches, jewelry, Buddha statues with Thai music or Beatles CDs blazing, lacquer ware, purses, antiques and anything you could ever want.

 Having no sense of direction I try the strategy of going down one pathway for what seems like half a mile and turn around to return via the next pathway thinking pathways will be symmetrical. I realize that if I get lost I do not have an I-phone to call him and will not be able to find John. What will I do? Why didn’t I have a back up plan?  

I stop by a small shop with two pretty young Thai girls putting up colored shirts similar to ones they are wearing. I try one on and in my usual in decisive way wonder if a woman my age could wear this. There doesn’t appear to be any pressure in this market by any of the vendors to buy things, which is delightfully refreshing after the Istanbul market. I meet a woman my age from Fiji Island who is also trying to decide whether to buy one. Her husband comes along saying, “its only ten dollars --buy it! It looks terrific.” He tells me he can’t believe I have found this market on my first day in Bangkok because he has been in Thailand10 days and these are the best prices anywhere.  I buy one of the shirts but don’t bargain, as $10 seems too cheap already. Hmm. I wonder if I am calculating the prices of bhats correctly ~  300 bhats equals 10 dollars (30 to 1)?   How much have I given the sweet girl vendor?  I turn around and return to John who I fear may be starting to get worried that I could be lost. I tell him about the Fiji couple I met and their comment about the market. He replies, “of course you would come here first, you have a great tour director who does his research.”




Thai Massage ~ We travel deeper into the maze of narrow alleys and John stops to bargain for a Lauren t-shirt just like the one he is wearing. a quarter the price of such shirts in US.  Are these knock offs? I am guessing everything here is a copy.. the Mephisto shoes are only $10 and look pretty authentic. Next to the men’s shirt store we discover a massage parlor and John decides this is the next best way to spend his time while I shop. He agrees to a massage asking for a head and shoulders massage which ends up being a full massage (fully clothed) that lasts 90 minutes.  The Thai woman giving him the massage starts by sitting on first his legs and then walks on his back digging her elbows in.  I watch and wonder if this will be deep enough for John or will result in another herniated disk? I head out for a bit more shopping.

I am feeling a bit more confident of not getting lost and tell myself everyone will know where the massage parlor is if I do get lost. I find myself in the animal shopping section of the market. Here they have dogs, kittens, snakes and clothing barrios just for animals. I look at cute baby bunnies dressed in designer clothes and start to take a picture because I think I may be hallucinating. I am told photographing is not allowed.  Having been distracted by these amazingly dressed animals I realize I have become lost. I try to retrace my steps but don’t recognize anything. I stop to ask several people where the massage parlor is and they respond with blank stares not understanding what I am saying. Panic sets in… I ask some others where the massage place is using sign language and massaging my own shoulders to demonstrate the word “massage”. I implore, “ My husband is in there I have to find him” and they smile at me and say yes.   Suddenly I see the Ralph Lauren barrio and know I am saved.  I arrive there finding John is still under pressure from the probably untrained masseuse. Seeing me they invite me to sit down and bring me tea. I decide to stay put and read my book on George Orwell in Bhutan.  John pays the equivalent of $20 for this massage and feels he has more than gotten him money’s worth as massages at the Peninsula hotel start at over $100.  He always likes a bargain.

At the periphery of this market are food stalls, which in themselves are amazing efforts of how to squeeze everything including the kitchen, cooking, and cleaning up as well as customer seating into a space the size of a largish closet. We stop for some Thai food at one of these tables. After eating we pass the tables to see where the cook is making the food while another person sitting on the floor is washing the dishes by hand in what may or may not be clean water?  Our first test of how good our gut flora will be!



Jim Thompson’s House
This American CIA agent who came to Bangkok was successful at developing a business exporting Thai silk. He retired to Bangkok and built his home out of 6 traditional homes constructed together.  We took this tour of his home and learned more about Jim Thompson’s architectural changes of Thai style than about Thai architecture itself. His beautiful home is currently a museum of beautiful Chinese porcelain using Thai designs.  We learn later that one of our friends on the Burma tour, Avis Bohlen, had been a guest there when "Jimmie Thomson" was alive and well.  He later disappeared under mysterious circumstances in Malaysia.   


Returning home mid afternoon for a nap before heading into town for dinner we find the place where we bought our Vashon cutlery on our last visit. John buys a few more knives.  The vendor warns him not to take these knives home in his carry on luggage. Next we find a local restaurant chain called Ices and sit on the busy street where cars, trucks, and taxis amass making it difficult for people to cross the street.  John orders a bass fish dish for dinner that comes in its entirety with whiskers and mouth and looks huge. It has taken so long to be steamed that we have had time to watch a rat run back and forth under our table to the place where they are cooking the food. Good enough for rats. John thinks it is very tasty!

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